I'm not too sure of what I want for christmas but I think I have a few things in mind & before I forget, I'ma write em down !
Dear Santa, I've been a fairly good girl this year & I'd like the following,
Chelsea handler's second book - hello vodka, are you there it's me chelsea.
The Twilight series - the movie sucked but I think the book MIGHT not.
Brown ugg boots - how disgusting right?!
Black ugg boots - I know, shut up.
Pink verizon blackberry - I'm not quite ready to abandon my kicker.
Matching footie PJ's - for me & evan.
Teacup yorkie - for my purse (lmao).
Beige horse with black mane & tail.
Girlfriends who are worth having as brides maids.
Amika hair kit - the flat iron, curler & blow dryer.
Glasses :( - OR fix my eye sight.
Black pearls - I only have white & pink.
The Golden Girls - seasons 2- 7.
Brown school bag tote - one that won't murder my shoulder.
Chinese women's literature - I don't know how to say that, I love Asian books though!
Well santa, that's all I can really think of right now. I'd appreciate these things in advance, when possible. and if anything is missing, your wife gets it. Enclosed is her pinky finger. (yea nigga I mean business!).
xoxo, Jane.
Grrrrr !!! I'm so upset with True Blood I can't believe my 'Layfette' is gone (I can't spell that ghetto name to save my LIFE). He better just be passed out, lmao @ his red toe nails. I feel like such a loser but I am SO entertained by TV sometimes, most times actually. I'd kindly appreciate it if all of my girlies caught up by the summer so we could ALL be as hyped on sunday nights as I am, AMEN !
I would really love to understand why these females who "don't like me" insist on befriending my homegirls. As if that's suppose to do anything. I have to use quotations because I THOUGHT, when you disliked someone, you don't do things to force your interactions to take place. First off, I don't keep weak-minded easily controlled females close to me. That's an assumption I've seen a lot of people make. I guess they think I can't handle having strong-ness around me. Not I, said the cat. I love strong independent women & if I befriend one, trust your school yard games aren't fooling them. Also, you inet drama queens - because people in real life don't do this to me, they get smacked in the mouth - are known for your drama. You think because these women don't comment & involve themselves that they don't see your bullshit - they see it. That is why (for the most part) I get a free pass to act up & curse your monkey ass out. They see for themselves that you harass me. You keep trying to inch your way towards me while saying 'oh I hate her & her friends' - then why are you always some how connected to me? Oh, and I know who you all think I'm speaking of, it's more then just her. Sadly, there's more than one pathetic individual this indirect post is directed towards. God forbid I say your name, bloody mary asses. I'm realizing that I can't even associate with you people without being dragged into something & I really love not being in anything. Leave me & my chicks alone. Trust me, we'd all appreciate it.
"My bitches wear my collar, they don't even breed unless I tell them to" - Queen E.
(I'm not saying just because someone's MY friend they can't be friends with the devil, you can. But devil- befriend my friends because you honesty like them. Not to use them & not to annoy me because it's really childish and really uncalled for. Not to mention, transparent.)
I had a fan-fucking-tastic day, I'll probably update about it on LJ instead of here but hey I was bored. I hope everyone had a good day.
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